Tillie: Are we doing something special this weekend?

Me: Maybe.

Tillie: Well I’m not open to that.

Me: Tillie, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Tillie: I want to be followed.

“Mommy, are you doing everything in your power to make this a birthday I’ll never forget?” - Tillie

Tillie, with a purse dangling off her wrist. “Mama…Is this what people do when they’re fancy?”

Who wins? Saltwater Crocodile vs Giant Squid.

Answer: Saltwater Crocodile.

Tillie: Well, I guess it had calamari.

“It feels like the medicine guys who make the medicine don’t even taste it. They are terrible cooks!”

Tillie: I bet you can’t think of what number I’m thinking of.

Me: Twelve.

Tillie: Nope.

Me: Seven.

Tillie: Even noper.

“Did you know that the giant squid has three hearts? And apparently it’s brain is the size of a small donut.”

“Can you get my pillow? I’m hand-fulded.”

“You are now in my wonderland of colors.”

“Love will never give up on you.”

“Go the story.”

“When you get to Heaven will you be a kid or will you still be very old?”

“I don’t want to be rude but those stairs don’t even look like stairs.”

“I will drink Sprite so that we can save the water to share with the towns that are running out of water.”

“Do mermaids pee?…How?”

“Do you want to fight, Daddy? It will only take ten seconds.”

“Do you even know how to sunbathe unicorn style? It’s probably too hard for adults.”

“Do you call all my good ones great? Well, you are my father.”

Tillie, what’s your favorite breakfast?

“Umm…lunch?”